bladekindeyewear:

Alright, so for the longest time, we saw Aspects - breath, time, space - and thought they mattered only literally.  And we thought the Classes in front of them barely mattered, or didn’t see the point in them (besides, perhaps, the Seer).  Furthermore, we saw only token correlations between many of the trolls and their roles, thinking their failure at learning what the game’s quests were supposed to teach them denied them the heavy role associations other players seemed to achieve.

UU and Aranea have shown us otherwise.  Not only are the roles meaningful, but one is expected to reflect their role even in their very nature.

Under the break, I’ll be going into the following topics:

  • From the introductions of every troll in Hivebent, Andrew knew what their game role was, what it meant, and used it to shape their personalities.
  • Just as Light and Heart have been shown to mean broader things than they literally imply, other aspects have unintuitive side-applications as well… ones that the players and trolls have embodied for quite some time!
  • Just as Kanaya and the other trolls were dreadfully uninformed on the purposes of the Sylph, Prince, and Bard classes, even Rose might have been wrong about the general idea of the Heir class and such.
  • The Knight of Blood deserves some special explanation, and the Page of Breath as well, especially with how he’s played out storywise.

This will not be boring.  Click to read more.  It will be long, but pony gifs have been added to ease your eyes while reading. >;]

EDIT:  Added a bit at the end about the Witch role.

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beesmygod:

stop making hispanic characters when you only know two swear words in spanish

all you need to know to be Latino is loco and abuela 

rufiozuko:

holy sh*t… what the f*ck just happened?

hahahahaha

trombonbon:

I love tyler but i find his father to be completely repulsing. is this normal..i feel like the worst person alive right now. 

this is fine, particularly in light of the fact that the majority of adult men are repulsive

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plazmataz:

Homestuck team veterans, proving their worth since 2009.

Featuring the vivacious poop-stylings of Bowman, Tavia, and myself.

lol

Played 9939 times.

hormstunk:

I keep going back to check for updates and laughing out loud again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GONE SO SOON :(((((((((((

I keep going back to check for updates and laughing out loud again

turbro:

jitmakesstuff:

captainpunish:

pantslesswrock:

steamlord313:

captainpunish:

Wow, everyone is taking this Tavrisprite thing really seriously but to me it’s the funniest thing to happen in Homestuck in a long while?? I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that update. Why does it matter this much to people again? Both these…

1. Open up Audacity

2. Import dESPERADO ROCKET CHAIRS,

3. Import Vriska’s Theme

4. Import Harlequin

5. Export

6. ???

7. Profit!

Yep this person has it covered (you described exactly what I would do if I had those music files)

oh come on

that is laziness :/

I call it dESPERADO Spiderquins!!!!!!!!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25814931/dESPERADO%20Spiderquins!!!!!!!!.mp3

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God-Tier Sprite means she’s active and/or alive again, which means if/when the sprite kicks it Vriska’s going to get another shot at the Heroic/Just Death judgement cycle. Between her self-serving and Tavros’ cowardice, I don’t think any death’ll be heroic, and nothing in B2 has the cachet to give her a just death.

Tavrisprite goes splat, Vriska God Tiers back to life, we’re left with a Tavros sprite. That’s my left field prediction.

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post by Cabbit on the SA forums. 

I’m 98% sure it’s not going to happen but COULD YOU IMAGINE?????

edit: also cry me a goddamn river ‘cause Tavros owns, Vriskailures.